January 07, 2012

Bloggers

There are several types of Bloggers in the internet universe.

The writers. These Bloggers express their feelings and opinions in an essay format. They usually go through spurts of ideas that they type up for scheduled posts. They like big words, have notebooks full of ideas, dreams, hopes and fears.

The updaters. These bloggers like to update their blog frequently with pictures of them with family and friends, stories of their most recent adventures. They like to share (and sometimes explain) inside jokes.

The commenters. These bloggers don't have alot of posts on their blog, but have quite a few followers. They LOVE the 'Next Blog' button, and click it relentlessly. Every new blog that pops up is a new opportunity to comment and promote their blog. They also have a tendency to follow blogs and never check them again.

The promisers. These bloggers have many notebooks, just like the writers. However, these notebooks are filled with new ideas and plans that are rarely fulfilled. These bloggers also promise new plans for their blog and forget about them.

The designers. These bloggers create new blogs just for the thrill of having a blank slate. They don't worry about the content of their blog as much as the layout. thecutestblogontheblock is their homepage. (Note, that had autocorrected to Australopithecus at first)



Which one are you? Let me know in the comments. :) Also, if you think of any others, leave those in the comments also.




Note: I'm all of the above, I wrote out each one of these from my own experience, I was NOT making fun of any of the blogs I follow.

2 comments:

Bailey said...

I think one of the hugest block of bloggers are the Photographers -- the ones who snap artistic photos by the bucketloads. And then write beautiful, dreamy poesy to go along with them.

That I certainly am not. I'm definitely an obsessive-compulsive writer. :o)

theMom said...

Shortly after I started blogging, I had this to say about the reading and writing of blogs. I still think it's pretty much true.

http://accordingtothemom.blogspot.com/2007/11/beauty-of-blog.html

And as far as my own style of writing, I think I'm a writer and an updater. But mostly a writer. I had started my blog thinking I'd use it more for family update stuff, but I always feel a bit too as though I'm showing off if I post too frequently about my family. Like one of those people who always thinks they are the most special and interesting person in the world...I try to avoid that...had a friend in highschool...